where has the time gone?

hmmm. I apologize for the lack of writing. *sigh* my busy life is getting the better of me. Well.....my definition of busy. I mean, i still had time since yesterday afternoon at like 4pm to read two novels. I know, I know. crazy. But then again, I never did claim to be normal. There is not a whole lot happening, however, to keep people posted on.

Being a hymn singing person, with hymn singing people reading this (most likely), I would like to share with you a little something that I found
(just for future reference, I will not be handing out where I got these...it is from my own private stash. and I am a greedy, greedy girl.)

~ Hymns appropriate to the occasion.
Dentist's Hymn -- "Crown Him with Many Crowns"
TV Weatherman's Hymn -- "Showers of Blessing"
Contractor's Hymn -- "The Church's One Foundation"
Tailor's Hymn -- "Holy, Holy, Holy"
Golfer's Hymn -- "There Is a Green Hill Far Away"
Politician's Hymn -- "Standing on the Promises"
IRS Hymn -- "All to Thee"
Gossiper's Hymn -- "Pass it On"
Electrician's Hymn -- "Send the Light"
Shopper's Hymn -- "Sweet By and By"

If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:
at 45 mph.... "God Will Take Care of Me"
at 55 mph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah"
at 65 mph.... "Nearer My God to Thee"
at 75 mph.... "Nearer Still Nearer"
at 85 mph.... "This World is Not My Home"
at 95 mph.... "Lord, I'm Coming Home"
at 100 mph.... "Precious Memories"

Thank you for your time. feel free to comment. on either the significance, exaggeration, or whatever.

xoxo